Sprite Cranberry

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry?

by Patroneme January 11, 2019

Sprite Cranberry. Com

Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.

Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com?
(Watches)

Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!

by Innocent Pandas December 9, 2019

Sprite Cranberry Day

December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.

Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!

Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!

Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by memer_22 November 11, 2019

cranberry sauce

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

by JB July 19, 2003

cranberry facial

When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.

LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

dried cranberries

Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).

Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack.
Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh?
Eugene: You're my hero!

by raisindisliker April 16, 2013

Cranberry Juice

A juice made from cranberries that goes very well with vodka.

Drunk Girl: I'll have another Cran-vodka!

Stupid Bartender: whats that?

Drunk Girl: Cranberry Juice with Vodka, dumbass!

by Truly Outrageous Jem April 22, 2009