Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019
"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
by kingferdinand May 04, 2010
by werdna313 June 15, 2022
the god and savior of the halo franchise. craig is an absolute chad and is an alpha male brute. he was made a meme cause evryone hate the halo graphics
by xxxyeetxx163 August 23, 2020
Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.
by notcraigatall November 23, 2021
Craigs are jocks and classic ladies men, and could never be mistaken for a nerd. Craigs love cryptocurrency and positive reinforcement from friends and family. Hanging out with a Craig is always comfortable and never awkward. Usually very tall with dark hair and tanned skin.
by equties November 23, 2021