Crunk

A misspelled contraction of cunt and gunk.

A foamy emerald expulsion of the female genitalia occurring during times of impatience, particularly whilst awaiting public transport, delivery of fast-food or the end of a Michael Bay action movie.

"Oh my god, my train was so late I was crunking all over the platform".

"Look dude, I waited so fucking long for my pizza, you're gonna have to pay to clean the crunk off my sofa".

"Hey, if the credits don't roll soon, I'm gonna crunk in my seat".

by alithebarman February 5, 2012

crunk

1) State of Being crazy drunk due to alcohol
2) Genre of Music from Atlanta, Georgia see Lil Jon
3) Overused substitute for cool

1) Man I got so crunk at that party I drank too much vodka
2) I love Crunk, Lil Jon is fuckin awesome, REPPIN' THE ATL
3) Oh my god Sally that outfit is sooooo crunk

by jersey kid December 23, 2007

crunk

to be in a wild ass state of being. to describe something fun and/or wild. mostly used in reference to parties. does not have anything to do with being in an altered state from drugs and/or alcohol.

The party last night was crunk as hell. The police couldn't even break it up.

by Big Dezz May 13, 2005

Crunk

Get hyped; party, crazy energy

Them chicks at that party got crunk.

by CrazyWhiteBoy December 17, 2004

crunk

a combination of drunk and high to the point of not giving a fuck about anything. usually leads to going to prison or a good story for the grandkids.

that nigga got crunk last night and shot up the club

by the fagthats going to kill you June 30, 2005

crunk

dis be what lil jon and da eastside niggaz be drinkin to getz fukkked up boi!

Im fittin to drink dat crunk and get tore up from da floor up nukkaz!

by OnE LoVe December 8, 2004

crunk

circa 93-94 Houston, Texas, I remember hearing the word "crunk" used with different meanings. One being, to get wasted on Cronic and get Drunk.(or "strunk" Stoned and Drunk) And for some reason slam our hands on the roof of the car from the inside???? I guess raising the roof while we were getting "crunk".
And the other meaning is to get overly excited and get "crunk" on some one or something. As in "I'm going to get "crunk" on him when i find him!!!" Or "I just got "crunk" on the PS2 and beat the game!!"

I guess raising the roof while we were getting "crunk".
"I'm going to get "crunk" on him when i find him!!!" Or "I just got "crunk" on the PS2 and beat the game!!"

by julesthapit April 9, 2006