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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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cranky

being a jerk or being an idot to your gf or your family
i was being cranky to my gf last week
by hans is mine July 7, 2021
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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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dirty cranky

When you pop a cranky in your butthole (boof it) rather than consume via oral route.
Bing decided to do a dirty cranky today on her walk to Poland.
by Bingholio October 15, 2022
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Cranky Panty

A being that is frustrated while wearing female underwear. Can be cute at the same time.
"Damn g, you a cranky panty."
"This woman was so cute but was a real cranky panty."
by Pr0Pabl0 January 3, 2021
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Cranky panky

Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021
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Cranky pocket

A hand job through your pocket when your mad
You look pretty mad? Do you need a cranky pocket?”
by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025
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