courtstacking

When a whole court session gets more objections than one's life sentence in prison.

she's courtstacking so hard right now.

"Objection your honor."

by Idunnomaybe March 16, 2021

courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007

courtesy punch

When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.

Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!

Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.

(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)

by Oscar_Wilde February 21, 2009

courtesy head

Every knight in shining armour deserves courtesy head as a reward for saving the damsel in distress. Actually almost any favour done for a girl can be rewarded with courtesy head, out of the goodness of her sweet little heart..

Tom helped Sarah move into her new house. Always being appreciative of others Sarah sat Tom down on her new bed and gave him the most rewarding courtesy head, until his hot load exploded inside her mouth.

by MSk September 12, 2013

Virtual Courtship

When two people meet and date in a virtual world online with the intent of being together in real life. People who participate in Virtual Courtships are not initially bound by looks, age, location, and sometimes gender, thus providing a much greater real life dating pool. Virtual Courtships bypass flawed algorithms on static profile-based dating sites, allowing for real time, constant interaction.

"Matchsticks and I had an entirely Virtual Courtship. We had met as friends, fell in love, and decided to be together before we had actually met in person. I lived in the US, he was in Australia, and while skype video did a lot to connect us, the majority of our time together was on Second Life, where we met."

by randoym randt March 30, 2010

courtesy brew

brewing another pot of coffee when you take the last cup so you don't fuck over the next coffee drinker to come along

Fat Albert always made sure to do a courtesy brew when he finished the pot of coffee.

by Buck Wild May 11, 2006

Courtesy Honk

If a couple is left alone at home while you drive away somewhere else for awhile, when you arrive again, honk so the couple will put their clothes back on, stop making out, having sex, etc.

"Let's give them a courtesy honk before we go inside."

by Brianna Know It All July 3, 2008