Corolla Twist

The act of spraying explosive diarrhea from your ass while naked, spinning in a rolling chair. This act can be done solo or with a friend. If done solo, the force of the explosive diarrhea must be enough to spin you in the chair. However, it is easier with a friend because they can spin you. Corolla Twisting is a great way to make friends!

Me and my friend got really drunk and decided to Corolla Twist my apartment. My roommates were really mad and also covered in shit.

by Ol Boi August 3, 2016

Cordellarize

the art of extending your lunch hour by bringing in all of the ingredients of lunch, then spending half an hour making a sandwich. you then go out to the pub for an hour on the basis that you haven't been out to lunch yet

"Johns in the kitchen Preparing some sandwiches" "then I guess he's trying to cordellarize an extra half hour lunch"

by St1ckky December 30, 2008

corelate

The essence of the verb "correlate".

Who added the second "r" to the word "corelate" to make it "correlate"?

Does anyone or anything benefit from that addition?
Was it best to do so?
I am certain the second "r" confuses and is unnecessary.

by but for May 28, 2018

McAllister Corollary

An axiomatic theorum which states: There is a frequent correlation between a woman's mental instability and her sexual passion.

"Remember that chick he left the bar with last night? He said she was all over him in her car before they even left the parking lot; then her bouncer-ex-boyfriend started smacking on the hood with a timber chain and..."

"Another proof for the McAllister Corollary!"

by Scott Mansfield November 20, 2006

Daniel's Corollary

In response to "Xabys Law" (people that have pronouns listed in their social media profile are certifiably insane 99% of the time), A TikTok account "DanFromHR" introduced Daniel's Corollary (or The Christian Corollary) which is- if someone has the words "Christian", "Catholic", "Jesus/God is King", reference scripture, the bible or "Jesus Loves You" in their social media profile, there is a 90% chance they will either 1. Go in direct opposition of Christian values/edicts 2. Tell you "Jesus Loves You" when they can't debate your point or 3. Weaponize their Christianity and act oppressed.

We were in this really good debate about Abortion and sure enough someone came into the live and said we were all going to hell for "murdering babies" - checked out the profile, and of course, Daniel's Corollary as he had a scripture verse in his profile. After telling us we were all going to hell and that we were responsible for murdering hundreds of millions of babies, he insulted us and then said Jesus loved us before the moderator finally blocked him.

by TheJestersSon45 April 11, 2023

Cordell

My love. My favorite person in the whole world, with gorgeous eyes and a drop-dead smile. The best personality. Its hard to find things I dislike about him. The best person to date that you would never think is amazing without getting to know him. Anyone who rejects a Cordell is losing the love of their life.

Girl 1: He asked me out last night, but I told him no. I just couldn't see it.
Girl 2: What?! Are you crazy?! He's a total Cordell!

by cordellsgirl March 8, 2011

Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009