New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel January 1, 2021

Coomes

The prospect that the Sabres organization never wanted, but that Arizona fans will COOM for.

Imagine trading an Eichel-comp prospect in Coomes and a shit ton of assets for Keller.

by Juice72 September 22, 2020

Coom Baiter

Jleeh

She has a revealing outfit in her profile picture. What a coom baiter.

by JleehIsACoomBaiter June 26, 2020

Coom Sleeve

A object of which to coom in with Normally a dead dog or a fat white bitch with aids who does meth or for commoners they use the asshole of

Sir. Joe m. Ama

"Man in so down bad that I need to get a coom sleeve"

by Fingers9422 May 2, 2021

Cooming

Cummings so hard your dick breaks off

"Dude Kyle is cooming!"

by WraithTheDictonary September 26, 2022

neo-cooming

when you zum to a hot person

Person 1: damn they/them are so fucking hot i just zame in my pants
Person 2: bro stop neo-cooming

by GimbasBrothers August 1, 2021

coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.

Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!

by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022