coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.

Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me

by maikatura August 28, 2022

coom

coom

me:coom
u:coom?
me: COOM.

by Snippl,es October 26, 2022

COOM

COOM could mean anything depending on the context you use it in.

hey ur a coomer! in this context coomer means annoying piece of shit

by kingin92 May 1, 2024

Coom

A slang term meaning sick, unwell, or physically off. Used to describe someone who feels ill, weak, nauseous, or run-down, whether from an actual sickness, exhaustion, or just feeling terrible in general. It’s casual, blunt, and usually said in everyday conversation—not medical, just vibes. Context matters, but in this usage, "coom" strictly means someone is not feeling well.

"Mason has coom. I don't think he will be here tomorrow."

by John Queed December 12, 2025

Coom

White sticky stuff

"I coomed this morning because I wanted to coom"

by ThePogDoge November 23, 2021

neo-cooming

when you zum to a hot person

Person 1: damn they/them are so fucking hot i just zame in my pants
Person 2: bro stop neo-cooming

by GimbasBrothers July 31, 2021

coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.

Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!

by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022