Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.
by For the Trump September 29, 2020
Get the Contistution mug.The art of finding the ugliest looking females (or munts) on Myspace, saving the links and then trading the links off against another player, a la Top Trumps. Usually played over an instant messaging service like MSN Messenger.
The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.
Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.
A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.
The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.
The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.
Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.
A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.
The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.
by thrashduck October 25, 2009
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Get the pity contest mug.When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
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Get the Dick Measuring Contest mug.In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"
BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"
MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"
MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
by mauncc August 16, 2018
Get the contesting mug.A competition in which participants use Adobe Photoshop and source images to synthesise an image, usually humorous.
Does not include coloring contests in which black and white drawings are colored digitally, even if they are colored using Adobe Photoshop.
Does not include coloring contests in which black and white drawings are colored digitally, even if they are colored using Adobe Photoshop.
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