cornfused

Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.

I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.

by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

by Matt F September 1, 2004

confused

Having no idea,not accepting the facts

Adam stauffer confused about his marriage with Alise stauffer, and there new born baby girl.

by Dr. Treymond March 27, 2009

Cornfused

The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.

With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.

by TuckerFucker April 5, 2010

Confused Polak

A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.

Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak

by Polopolo8888 January 6, 2012

Racially Confused

Nathon Rubine;

Lesean, Daequan, Deshaun, Le'veon, Jadevayon, Tyrone.

White boys who think black.

Take people who fall into this category to Turn-About Ranch with Doctor Phil.

Nathon you racially confused, get off the fucking basketball court.

by Wubs_Thoughts October 23, 2019

i'm confused

when you have less than 0 brain cells and your trying to comprehend what a smart boi is saying

i'm confuuused
wait... i'm confused
i'm still confused
i still don't get it, i'm confused
repeat x420

by idotnar July 31, 2020