Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

conlapper

Someone who cheats in a bet to win something.

That conlapper He broke a rule and expects me to pay him

by dkennsd May 14, 2015

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Confangry

A State of Confusion and Anger

I'm starting to get Confangry

by StaticEDGE June 13, 2017

Clanger

Someone who constantly talks about climate change and protests but never actually does anything legitimate to change it. AKA Climate Changer

Stan: "Hey have you seen Brad around?"
Andy: "He's at the protest."
Stan: "Oh not that again. He's just doing it to jump the bandwagon. He's such a clanger."
Andy: "Yeah what a fuckboy."

by themorningstar September 23, 2019

Colander Whore

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019

colander

When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh

Damn that girl has colanders for ears!

by ColanderCook August 14, 2020