Congress

A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.

Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."

Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."

by Random Person 7 August 2, 2009

Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018

Conveeper

Someone who purposefully kills conversations.
Someone who repeatedly accidentally kills conversations.
Someone who, by their mere presence, can ruin a conversation.
Someone who has trouble holding a conversation for more than a few minutes.

Essentially, a conversational grim reaper.

Can be shortened to "veeper," though that is even further from the original phrase.

"I was talking to my friends about this random mole that I saw in my backyard, and this douche John started talking about the mole on his arm. It's not even the same mole!! What a fucking conveeper. We just stopped talking and glared at him until he went away."
"I can never seem to keep my conversations going. I'm socially retarded! I'll be a conveeper for life."

by Charles G January 2, 2009

conbeersation

As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.

I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.

by jlfour March 13, 2017

congretto

Congretto is a mix of country and ghetto.

That girl is congretto.

by Tae_5_9_16_ March 1, 2018

Congentium

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)

When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood

by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009

mouth congress

The kama sutra blowjob. This includes the steps of:
The nominal congress
Biting the sides
Pressing outside
Pressing inside
Kissing
Rubbing
Sucking a mango fruit
Swallowing up

My girlfriend is a mouth congress expert.

by Compoura October 22, 2009