(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.
by Wheres_my_wig March 4, 2011
Rob displayed digital confidence by posting on the wall of "the ultimate girl's night out" searching to meet a woman digitally before meeting them at the actual event. You know, so any awkwardness is avoided.
by Dating Expert February 11, 2012
by dudedungen October 21, 2011
Also known as Cyber Confidence Disorder, CCD is a diagnosable disease where the patient is confident enough while in cyberspace to communicate with an individual, but when confronted in person fails to meet social expectation - freezing up and not saying a word.
Guy 1: "I have this friend in class right, n she's a real top sort of chick but she's definately has CCD - and only ever talks to me on facebook chat"
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."
by eClif May 2, 2010
A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.
a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
by qwerty29 March 3, 2014
When someone has got no self confidence in the real world but when behind a screen they become confident through text.
oh look theres faizon, he hardly says anything to me except when hes on msn or facebook,
think he suffers from text confidence
think he suffers from text confidence
by mezalong February 16, 2009
by Megz Dare February 16, 2008