In the Cone

In the cone is a state of mind similar to being in the zone. However, the subject is only preforming at a high level of skill due to some sort of manipulation of the rules or dishonest behavior resulting in an unfair advantage.
Person#1: Wow look at John McCain answer those questions at the Saddleback Civil Forum on August 16th 2008.
Person#2: Yeah he is so on top of these responses; he's hitting them out of the park.
Person #3: John McCain is In the Cone!
by fungi81 August 19, 2008
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Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.
by theCTrain July 07, 2011
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coned

verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.
by FrozenC September 02, 2005
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cone

a Cone is somebody that says or does something retarted
david"how do u cook noodles"
nikole"you are such a cone for saying that"
by mrzbowden January 02, 2008
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cone

Nippes which are shaped like a cone e.g pointy, and if long enough dangerous as they could easily poke an eye out
Owen: hey danny you have cones

Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.
by Owen E February 21, 2008
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cones

A male who has "man boobs"
Gary's shirt was way too tight, his cones were distracting me all night!
by Anon_poster June 09, 2009
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Coned

The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.

The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.

Punishment for jews.

what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
by permitchlagenfii April 26, 2011
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