computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

computitis

1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard

Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.

by LizaLipz February 6, 2008

computer

one of the possible prerequisites for playing Among Us

-Yooo hop on amogus
-I don't have computer :(

by mosive August 10, 2021

Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.

1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.

by Prevs September 28, 2009

Computer

The best invention man ever created.

"My computer is my LIFE"

by TheSlangKid February 27, 2015

Computer

A way to look up things or watch movies or really anything

Can I borrow you computer to write a report

by DancePerson December 15, 2018

Computer

An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.

Fuck computers. Damn!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020