coooner

A coooner is an animal who can be a pet. Luckily they don’t bite so they are quite common, coooners look a lot like turtles except they have fur. A lot of fur.

My pet coooner ate my pizza.

by It starts w/ a J ;) January 29, 2018

Compother

Regathering of the thoughts; rethinking

Kate needs to compother herself, her outfit is a no no!!

by Sav_anne_lee December 22, 2018

cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.

me ees like cumpooter

by duck666 February 14, 2019

conpooper

a word purple shep uses when trying to say computer

#purple #shep #youtuber #stupid #i #love #toasters

i love to eat conpoopers

by mrhacker32 May 3, 2019

Comphonarchy

Intentionally mispronouncing a word, specifically for comedic effect.

Short for Comedic Phonetic Anarchy

Saying “REN-DAYS-VOOS” instead of rendezvous is an example of comphonarchy.

by Moklahuta July 17, 2019

couponer

A couponer is a person that uses every coupon they find on discounts/sales at their local stores. They usually have their stocks of stuff down in a basment or room.

"Melissa told me she wants to start collecting coupons; become a couponer."

by phoenix18 September 13, 2020

cumpooter

when you nut and it make a fart sound

oh man I ripped a cumpooter in her, it was insane!

by _Schmeaty_ November 23, 2020