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kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 13, 2009
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Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009
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Commitmentphobe

One who cannot or will not commit to anyone in any given relationship, although they make sounds to the contrary. It is what happens when the player tries to "settle down" and moves into serial monogamy.
Bill told Sandra she is "the one" for her birthday, again. He's done that 7 of the last 9 years they have been together but never pops the question; he's such a commitmentphobe.
by FriarPablo December 9, 2005
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kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 7, 2009
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Commitmentship

"It took it lot of commitmentship." - Kimbo Slice
by Splint424 April 25, 2010
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commitmentphilia

A psychiatric disorder, typically characterized by an overzealous need to commit. The impulse to commit is intense and unregulated and can lead to serious emotional and financial consequences, if not for the person afflicted, then, for the object of the commitmentphiliac. COPHs, the official acronym for commitmentphiliacs, often find themselves married to people they don't know and step parenting children they have not met. They speak in hyperbolic terms of their beloved while unable to describe the person's precise appearance or whereabouts. Excessive contact with a COPH can induce its contrasting disorder, commitment phobia.
Suffering from commitmentphilia, Mary changed her Facebook status after the first date, despite the fact she could not add his last name due to lack of information .
by drluvalot June 8, 2013
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Cobbitment

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.
"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"
by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018
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