commissues

The act of being incapable to fulfill or hold a vow, promise, or pledge to a significant other.

Girl 1: Johnny is such a fuckboy. He keeps wanting to hookup, but won’t make me his girlfriend.
Girl 2: Giiiirl, he definitely has commissues!

by Scarlett Jonez August 30, 2016

Commissues

The act of being incapable to fulfill or hold a vow, promise, or pledge to a significant other.

Girl 1: Johnny is such a fuckboy . He keeps wanting to hookup, but won’t make me his girlfriend.
Girl 2: Giiiirl, he definitely has commissues!

by Scarlett Jonez August 29, 2016

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

Commission

The act to order a customized object for fap activity

UserIdofor$$$ :\> Commission for Degenerate665664543
(Post the pic here)

by Caeljin September 28, 2019

commersation

A conversation about commerce

I was in a heated commersation with Coach John today morning.

by Jarquel Sims September 13, 2021

Commissar gamza

A Warhammer YouTuber that just hates on games workshop while marketing his Patreon for 3d ripoffs of games workshop models.

Commissar gamza made another video shitting on games workshop.

by anonymous September 4, 2022