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Commulites

This is a religion for the blessed. They love a good shower . They worship in very large “shower rooms”
Commulites are epic
by Jajsj December 29, 2020
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Combussin'

The act of combusting in a manner that is in any way swag or delectable.
meatball 4 explodes into a tasty paste, meatball one says "that was swag," meatball two says "that was delectable," meatball three says"that was combussin'."
by schmeat ball March 24, 2023
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The Communal Milk Bowl

Taking place during an orgy, a recipient’s anus is spread open where milk is poured into the orifice where all other participants in said orgy convene around the man or woman and proceed to slurp the milk in unison, and spitting it back in the recipient’s face.
“Last night’s Communal Milk Bowl was so delicious, I couldn’t help but swallow it!”

“Don’t worry, The Communal Milk Bowl is intimidating at first, but the cool liquid will all doubts.”
by Lizard Of Oz October 26, 2019
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urban.comdictionary

Me:*types urban.comdictionary*
Urban.comdictionary:Calls The phone number of a badguy to my house
Me:AAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 4, 2021
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Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.
"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."
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Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson
by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011
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Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)

A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.

Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.

Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.

Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.

The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
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