Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018

colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.

Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007

Colombian hangover

Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.

I had a mean Colombian hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed 'til 5pm.

by jeffwode79 March 22, 2011

Colombian Bobsledding

The sexual act of covering the cleavage of a large breasted woman, preferably a hooker, with cocaine and titty-fucking her until high.

Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.

Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.

by Ass of Cakes June 25, 2010

Colombian DIet

When someone uses an excessive amount of cocaine they begin to lose a lot of weight.

Hey papi ju looking really skinny whats goin on wit ju?

Ive been on that Colombian Diet man... Ju know what im sayin.

by CMizzle December 17, 2008

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole

Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021