Collingwood

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.

Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second

by Cwood January 20, 2019

coming soon

When used on the internet, it means "probably never coming".

Hello welcome to my homepage. My address book is coming soon!

by TacoFaceCat August 19, 2008

You'll never see it coming

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

by PieIsASymbolOfPie December 22, 2018

coming out

When gay men and women and bisexuals can finally accept who they are and reveal their orientation to friends and family

A perfect example of someone coming out:
Guy:
Gay Guy: Uhhh... Dave? Theres something I need to.. tell you.
Dave: What is it bro?
Gay guy: I think I'm gay.
Dave: Serious? How long have you known?
Gay guy: A year... Can we still be friends?
Dave: sure, man. as long as you're not turned on.

Girl:
Lesbian girl: ..Hey trish?
Trish: what
Lesbian: If I tell you somethng will you completely freak out?
Trish: No! What??? Tell me.
Lesbian: You're totally gonna think Im weird but.. im a lesbian.
Trish: (silent) *laughs* REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? Your kidding
Lesbian: no.. im serious.
Trish: how long have you known?
Lesbian: since i was like..... ten
Trish: Wow.

Bisexual:

Bi Girl: Mom? I need to tell you something. I cant take it anymore.
Mom: What..
Bi Girl.: I'm attracted to girls, mom. And boys. Im bisexual.
Mom: (silent) Really? What if its just a stage in your life..? it could be just a stage!!
Bi GIrl: No.. mom. I know myself better than anyone else. I;m bisexual.
Mom: Wow.
Bi Girl: You're not mad, are you?
Mom: no of course not.
Bi Girl: Okay. (hugs)

by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006

Coming to America

One of the funniest movies of the 80s. It was Eddie Murphy's movie. Him and Arsenio Hall were some of the main characters. It's about a prince from Zemunda, Africa who comes to America to find a wife. He goes to Queens, New York with his servant Simmi. He has to get used to the way things are in America and find love as well.

Bypasser:"Fuck you!"
Eddie:"Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!😁"

Interaction between New Yorkers and the prince from Coming to America

by JJWatt April 14, 2014

its coming home

England winning the world cup

Why did the chicken turnaround instead of crossing the road because its coming home

by Syco sean July 6, 2018

Collingwood

The population is about 98% full of white kids who try and act like they are black and wish they were, but are definitly not. The guys hobbies include Hockey, smoking 24/7, vaping 50 nic, the occasional smash and dash, balling, and chopping. You can find this species in various places including the YMCA, Subway at lunch, Badlands park, local parties, or in a typical sesh spot. If you're having trouble locating one of these crazy party animals just announce that you've "got kush" and they'll come running like the cat in the temptations commercial. These boys can be spotted in tiny hats, tall socks and beige khakis. Enough about the boys, because the girls are another fun story. The girls in Collingwood enjoy getting trashed on weekends! A Mickey of Smirnoff is where it's at and if you're fancy ladies you'll pull through with a flavoured 2/6. You can find the girls at local parties or McDonalds in the summer anytime past 9 Pm. You'll find these ladies are attached to thier vapes like it's thier left arm. If you're trying to attract these creatures just yell "who needs a fill" and you'll be instantly surronded by Cwood chicks. They'll most likely be seen wearing leggings, sweatpants, beanies, Airforce 1's and Stans! Collingwood is a great place to be, filled with nicotine addicted children that really enjoy writing UD definitions for fun.

City idiot 1:"Damn these people are wack"
City idiot 2: "Ya they're from Collingwood"

by 420collingwood50nic January 22, 2019