collection couch

An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.

Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?

by El el fetches April 19, 2010

Collaborhate

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.

John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.

by Qreatin December 4, 2010

Metro Early College High School

Welcome to He- I mean Metro I mean metro I meant to say metro! A school in Columbus Where the once smart want to kill themselves ,the average stay average and where the dumb thrive. Yes metro is an interesting school. Kids who understand anything will have no problamo at this school. The kids who have trouble learning somethings WILL GET EXPOSED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. The dumb kids thrive, because well they just expect it. The 6th graders are considered gods to everyone else whereas everyone else is just a shitter. The remediation policy is absolute shit where once again the 6th graders thrive as those teachers give easy remediation policy whereas everyone else gets teachers who get long and hard remediation policy (remediation is when you get under an 90 % and have to do test corrections and retake). This school is for STEM right wrong! We get like one robotics club and the programming club is only for girls. The depression in metro is real and it feels like at any second some kid is gonna shoot up the school. Teachers don't teach and it seems like everything sucks. The one thing I want to leave with you people is you could be going to columbus city schools.

I love Metro Early College High School and my kid loves going there- Parent who pays no attention to how the kids feel
*Kid Sitting in corner of room listening to linkin park* DARKNESS *Dunt Dunt* I GO TO METRO *Dunt Dunt*

by KyleYourSelf February 28, 2017

collectard

Someone who collects objects, usually of a juvenile nature (toys, comics, games, memorabilia, for example), for the sole purpose of amassing a collection, rather than enjoying the objects themselves.

Mike is such a collectard, he thinks his stupid Atari Jaguar collection is interesting, even though he hasn't even unwrapped most of the packaging.

by Yars' Revenge December 4, 2015

collapsitarian

One who believes that society should collapse.

Become a libertarian for a few months until you realize the whole system is messed up, then move on to anarchy where you want to change the system, shortly after that become a collapsitarian and sit back and watch while it all burns. Oh, you gotta bring the popcorn.

Skip chuckles in collapsitarian when he hears about a politicians bad day.

by Melissa5001 October 2, 2018

College McDude

A nickname that can be applied to the biggest bros at college. Usually at least 6'2", shaggy hair, sunglasses at all times, plaid clothing...you get the picture. Theres always at least one at a party and they piss everyone off as soon as they get there. Usually not in a frat, but dress frattier than frat guys and have no limits. They say bro a lot

Look at College McDude over there in the corner being a dickhead

by Walkening August 17, 2009

collinpotato

A potato whose name is Collin. Native to the Chicago area, CollinPotatoes typically will not respond to your messages on Skype.

A wild CollinPotato appeared!

by not smartguy27 May 18, 2014