Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 10, 2020

Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023

Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

Meme Coin

A cryptocurrency whose identity is based on a joke and/or whose performance is more determined by viral popularity than by its fundamentals

"Hey bro, how'd you afford that lambo?"

"It was easy, I just invested my money in meme coins and now I'm a millionaire"

by JorshyWorshy May 14, 2021

Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.

Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”

by hasto75 January 9, 2021

Shiela Mae Collin

A beautiful girl with a trust issues. She can go with the flow but once you lie to her, you will die.

A typical girl with a full of confidence and deadly trust. It's Shiela Mae Collin

by Seikooo June 10, 2021

mondo coin

1. as in having a big ass bank roll. mondo = tons. coin = money.
2. a website that follows young partiers each weekend with pictures and stories (mondocoin).

1. Oh shit, lets get faded, I have mondo coin to spend on alc.
2. Hey brah, did you see last night's pics up on mondo coin yet?

by coin November 14, 2004