He is the thickest person in the world his peen is bigger the Cuban missile. When he shoots his cum on u it will feel like getting spit on by a llama. He may have man tits but can also squirt milk out of them like cows. In basketball he shoots but not the baskets he shoots the kids. In baseball when gets a run he shots the ump and the teabags
by Bigpeenman September 29, 2019
Get the Colemug. by C-Snake4 January 26, 2018
Get the colesmug. 
A lil’ bitch who drives a Mazda and like to eat cock daily. Likes to say “what the fuck are you gonna do about it” on a regular basis.
by Kksksddies July 10, 2018
Get the Colemug. by Cole is so sexy February 14, 2017
Get the Colemug. A ugly pathetic guy with a bad haircut who thinks he’s cool because he wears a leather jacket. He also thinks everything is everyone else’s fault.
Stop being a Cole
by Skippy word boi November 2, 2018
Get the Colemug.