virgin pina colada

A slushie

Steve: Hey Dave, would you like a virgin pina colada?

Dave: Yo Steve , you mean a slushie?

by Jasmineiswrong June 30, 2017

Penis Colada

to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"

by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023

Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).

The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!

by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019