1. A select brand of soda distributed by Albertsons Grocery chain stores. They are made in both 12 ounce cans and 2 liter bottles. They are made in all of the same flavors that are currently distributed by larger cola companies. Until recent years it was believed that all flavors could be found in both 12 ounce and 2 liter version. But due to recent studies, we have come to the conclusion that only exclusive flavors are distributed via 2 liter bottle. They are half the price of name brand cola. But, despite the reduced price it has been scientifically proven that they are filled with exactly twice the awesome.

1. Get your quarters, we're getting Max Cola.

2. Max Cola is almost as exclusive as Voss Water.

Max Cola by Mr. Frank Biskner August 12, 2007

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kike-a-cola

Coca-cola that is kosher for passover. Every year at Passover, the Coca-Cola Company manufactures Coca-Cola with sucrose instead of high-fructose corn syrup. It has a yellow cap, unlike regular Coke, which has a red cap.

It's available only a few weeks a year, for Jews who want to keep kosher for Passover. The Coca-Cola Company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don't seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.

It' better than regular Coke because it's thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can't taste the carbon.

Kike-a-cola is da bomb shizzle. Oy!

kike-a-cola by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2008

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Inca-Cola

Inca-Cola is a brilliant Peruvian cola drink. It had huge competition with Coca-Cola until Coca-Cola bought it. It has now spread it's popularity around South America and even reached the U.S. It owns the market in Peru.

Inca-Cola r0><><0rz!

Inca-Cola by Serminigo July 5, 2006

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coca cola red bone

A girl who is light skinned and has a body like a coke bottle

R.Kelly Lyrics Same Girl

"Man, she so fine
Straight up dawg
She stand about 5'4''
Coca Cola Red Bone
Damn"

coca cola red bone by trackstr757 August 25, 2009

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