Dan Cohen

The sexiest jew in the world who attends church 24/7 and loves licking toes and sucking dildos

Dan Cohen is so weird

by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019

cohen park

anyone named cohen park is a waste of space and is a disgusting human being. cohens often try to make girls feel horrible about theirselves and hate girls for no reason.

cohen park is a bitch
i know right!!

by the truth about them May 22, 2020

cortney cohen

The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.

Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.

by Golden retriever lover November 23, 2021

Dan Cohen

When two males are wrestling and one pins the other with both biceps under their knees, and then proceeds to ball slap the pinned man in the face several times.

Bro 1: Yo I totally Dan Cohened Steve last night
Bro 2: nice.

by Puns on buns May 17, 2015

Josh Cohen

Thinks he’s all bad by talking like a roadman, pu den mumz when actually he is just jewish and don’t have a forskin

Don’t look there’s a bunch of josh cohens over there

by Joshcohenisanitty April 13, 2020

Cohen Pettit

A god among gods. Pray to him.

Cohen Pettit will heal all of us

by Oilmeupdaddy420 August 6, 2021

Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).

Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!

by m-fun February 10, 2019