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cockslap

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!
by hot_md_mamma September 19, 2006
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Cockshallamatarium

when you stick your own cock into your own BUTTHOLE!
Justin:Dude, this is justin from dayton nevada. I just totally Cockshallamatarium myself last night. I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

Legacy of War: Your a fag justin
by Justin from dayton March 17, 2008
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Cocksnap

- noun (partner dance)

1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.

2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.

- verb (partner dance)

tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.

intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
Etymology:
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
by Seattle Lindyhop August 26, 2007
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Cockshake

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008
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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
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Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.
I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?
by malt liqua January 12, 2011
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cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.
That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.
by mythtv April 22, 2007
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