cockmeleon

a girl who changes personality, appearance, interests, and life stories with each new guy she tries to date.

Jane: Didn't cindy like the New York Yankees last week?
April: Yea, that's when she was dating Matt, but she likes the Red Socks... hope Matt never finds out!
Jane: She's such a cockmeleon!

by sick-of-hoes April 28, 2009

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

cockmaster9000

When you and the homies are chilling, and you get to the topic of cocks and you just say cockmaster9000.

Homie #1: "hey what is your opinion on cocks?"

Me: " bro they dont call me the cockmaster9000 for nothing. Cocks 100%"

by THE COCKMASTER900 August 29, 2020

cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.

Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?

by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

cockmaster

a pimp with the cane who gets more ass then a toilet seat

example=ralph,
"yo bitch get over here with the shit,im a cockmaster.you want a taste of my deliciousa pinga"

by ralph ahahaha December 25, 2007

cockster

A person, usually a male, who has cocky mannerisms.

Please dump John - he is such a cockster! Can't stand why you are still hanging onto this loser.

by jumpie September 1, 2009

cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

you cockmeister

by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003