co-worker

Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".

DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!

WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?

DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...

WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..

DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...

WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle

by Stoogin-Poogins February 17, 2006

co-tech

A fellow technician. This coworker works with you in the same field doing the same job. Often found in areas such as computers, electronics, manufacturing, service and repair.

I'll need to ask a co-tech to finish this job since I need to leave early.

A couple of my co-techs called in sick today. My workload for today just doubled.

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Co ja pacze?

"Co ja pacze?" is Polish meme, based on "starring cat" picture. "Co ja pacze" means something like "What am I looking at?" and contains purpously used misspelling in word "Pacze" (because it sounds very familiar to proper form of this word - "Patrzę" what means "Looking") and totally wrong syntax (lack of certain pronouns etc).

"Co ja pacze?" is used when somebody witnesses something extremally strange, funny or hard to understand - similar to WTF?!.

i: something strange appears...
English: WTF?!
Polish: Co ja pacze?

by Fruityloops January 1, 2012

Co-Dues

From the Canadian "Koh-Dooze, eh?"- meaning:

a cooperative spirit enjoyed by teammates who respect time honored tradition and hard work, e.g. feeling rewarded after paying one's dues.

Despite an awkward pep talk from the captain, that hockey team really has great Co-Dues, eh?

by Petty Officer of the Port-POOP March 5, 2009

Co-worker smile

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

by 265354 August 18, 2013

Co-op Stall

When there are two bathroom stalls, without a wall in-between them, so you can shit together. Done with cooperation.

Bro, We gotta go shit in a Co-op Stall together.

Co-op stalls are always fun.

by KrispyCheese September 5, 2021