Clutched my pearls

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.

That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

by VickyJames May 19, 2008

invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).

When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009

Clothing

The shit that you wear

Bitch, put on your clothes

by Alomar January 26, 2005

emo clothes

Clothing worn by emo kids.(see emo boy/girl) Typically this style consists of tight jeans (guys usually will wear female jeans), black band t-shirts in a youth large or adult small, a zip up hoodie, and converse allstars with their graffiti all over them. They will usually wear a belt with pyramid studs, or a flashy belt buckle to set it all off.

Wow, Wil's emo clothes are effin hot!

by Arine December 2, 2004

Clutch Chuck

Downshifting to 1st or 2nd gear from 5th (or a higher gear) to quickly slow down your vehicle when someone is driving too close behind you.

Clutch chucking is like "brake checking" except there are no break lights and the person behind you will have little-to-no warning that you have slowed down.

Nick: Man, this guy is driving right on my ass!

Elric: Just clutch chuck him, he'll back right off.

by Necoli January 11, 2010

clothesurfing

The movement one does with his/her cellphone, sliding/riding it like a surfboard on his/her clothes, in order to wipe the fingerprints, water drops, sand etc. off the screen and/or the keyboard.

"Dude, you gotta clothesurf your cell, looks way too filthy"

She was so nervous that she kept clothesurfing her iPhone massively during our conversation

by Achilles M. Peklaris January 21, 2011

Clutch Moment

Usually in gaming, when your about to lose in something, but suddenly you make a massive comeback and win. The clutch coming from Drifting, when you use the clutch to drift.

Person 1: 'Dude, you're going to lose'
Person 2: 'Watch this' *Wins*
Person 1: 'Dude, that was such a Clutch Moment!'

by Ned11 May 24, 2020