Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

laughing off the pounds

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds

The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.

by Unicornfucker6969 February 8, 2018

Clauding

touching yourself during class and deny with ya bahdangehdang in your hand.

"Yo Man! The sub caught me clauding in class."

After I'm done with my classwork I decided to claude in the back of the classroom....

by Fredrick Mr. Rogers Bob Barker December 10, 2009

Laughing Sex

Laughing Sex is laughing during loving-including laughing foreplay, laughing sex and laughing orgasms. Serious laughing sex researchers have experienced multiple laughing orgasms if they laugh on the second squirt of their ejaculation with no wet noodle phase in between!

The Three Most Common Ways People Get Laughing During Sex: 1)SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENS: The Bed Breaks Under Your Weight - or You Fall Out Of Bed-The Unexpectedness Makes Funny Sex 2)SEX IN UNUSUAL PLACES: The Funny Feeling, "We're doing this here?" 3)NOISY SEX: People Exagerating the Sound of Their Lovemaking to Make it More Fun. Like Speaking in French Accents by People Who Don't Speak French - Just the Accent Because They Think It Sounds Funny and Makes Them Laugh! Laughing Sex examples include a medical doctor was making love passionately in a canoe when it capsized right at the moment of orgasm. He found the experience not only profoundly funny and sexy - he's been into cold water for potency ever since. You know how kids love to jump on beds like trampolines because its fun - and grownups are always telling them not to do it? One couple was making love when they heard their three year old on the other side of the locked door saying, "Mommy, Daddy...... No jumping on the bed!" making them burst into laughter. Remembering it as "The best sex we ever had" they remind each other ofthe incident for years ever since to keep them laughing about it when they're loving! One of the Easiest Ways to Get Back to Laughing is to Relive Funny Sexual Experiences We've Shared

by LaughingPenny March 12, 2007

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. From a wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD".

I hope you enjoy the ride...I am!
Jimi

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

claphing

the act of clapping and laughing at the same time

Person A: Did the audience enjoy it?
Person B: Yeah man, they were claphing.

by Kristy : ) April 24, 2008

laughing with my ass

Expression originating from Turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.

- Do you know how much Brandon wants to sell his car?
- Well, I heard about $5000...
- Uh, I am laughing with my ass!!! His car is a complete garbage!!!

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- The lady says she will sell her store in one month
- Damn, I am laughing with my ass... This silly cow does not know anything about business... This is impossible!

by patchoun' October 10, 2009