Charon

The first moon of the planet Pluto to be discovered. It now appears that Pluto has two other moons as well.

In the 1987 science fiction novel Charon's Ark, Charon is depicted as an artificial world in which dinosaurs have been kept alive since the Cretaceous Period.

by Mogo the Mugger April 19, 2006

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Clarinet

The most amazing instrument in the band. Can be used as a weapon, spit cannon, and a way to drive your band teacher crazy. it has over 3 octaves, and with practice, it sounds great. If a clarinet is cursed, like mine, it will become great friends with the repair man. The clarinetists are the most energetic and devoted members of the band. We tend to burst out into laughter once in a while, but when its show time, we run around a few times and get serious. The instrument uses a reed, which tends to break... alot. It looks like a jig-saw puzzle when you first open the case, but with a little cork grease, it goes together perfectly. Clarinets also tend to run away, or play hide and go seek, yes they do have imaginary legs. It takes a while to find it, but you always do. When they are dropped, it makes a loud and obnoxious noise, then the teacher starts laughing, then the whole band. Clarinets do not sound well when you just ate LOTS of pretzels, and backwash gets in and comes out the cannon. With bass clarinets, the sound is low and its extremely hard to reach a high C. You can't drop a bass clarinet because there is a neck strap around your ankle, just kidding, your neck.

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to drop my Clarinet during rehearsal! ITS THE CURSE

by JoJoU October 17, 2008

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Charon

Charon, in Greek mythology, is the ferryman of the dead. The souls of the deceased are brought to him by Hermes, and Charon ferries them across the river Acheron. He only accepts the dead which are buried or burned with the proper rites, and if they pay him an obolus (coin) for their passage. For that reason a corpse had always an obolus placed under the tongue. Those who cannot afford the passage, or are not admitted by Charon, are doomed to wander on the banks of the Styx for a hundred years.

Charon ferries the dead across the river Acheron not the river Styx.

by Paintball.Charon August 24, 2005

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Clarence Fung

Swag. Someone who is swaggie and knows how to dress, talk, eat, and walk like a swaggie.

People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.

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#yoloswaggie
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Aubrey: YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.

Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung

by neyneypig June 13, 2013

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