When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!
Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
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Tazmyn is a girl who loves movies, shows and more. She changes her hair color every week, but stays healthy and luscious. She was an infectious smile, with stainless pearly whites that make dentists buckle in the knees. She is #teamedward. she's overall pretty cool.
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The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.
The eshays in this suburb are next level 'mad cunt'. Just one side glance and they're beat the living shit out of you, and then steal some shoes from the shopping centre. The eshays here are so next level, they aren't even scared of the police station down the road.
Aside from the eshays, the bogans here are also next level. They like the take matters into their own hands, and become the police, you think you can do burnouts in their streets? Ha... you can.
But break into their houses, and they're fucking stab you in the face and eat you alive. They're like that sometimes... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anywhooooo
Never get on a bus there either by the way, there is a 45% chance you'll sit on an unborn child... if ya know what I mean.
by Your Local Perth Guide September 6, 2020
Get the Clarkson mug.A place in Mississauga full of nothing except real-estate and banks they do have the Clarkson pub though which is the main attraction. The dollerama is a meet up for all the kids there to get wasted on sugar. Every thing else is pretty boring.
by Tinneys January 7, 2022
Get the Clarkson mug.The sound when either Richard Hammond, or James May encounters something Jeremy Clarkson has done to anger or annoy them.
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