Circus Music

The term to describe the type of music that Mexicans listen to.

"Shit! Will you listen to that racket?! It's nothing but horns, accordions, and umpah-umpah! It's fuckin' circus music!

"You can always tell when a Mexican is driving by your house, from all that circus music blasting out of their car."

by Kindermord December 3, 2004

not my monkey, not my circus

this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.

Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation

John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem

by WSDC March 5, 2017

circus freak crazy

When it goes from "you're so funny and crazy" crazy to "dude, if you don't stop I'm callin the cops" crazy. Another invention of my brother, TZ.

That lady kept yelling, and yelling. When she got near the chainsaw, I knew she was circus freak crazy.

by Concierge March 27, 2005

Corpse Circus

A job (at a grocery store for example) where one is working for life, forced to smile and put on a show for the customers, despite the fact that they feel dead inside from working at a dead end job with a low payscale.

man have you been in to (generic food store name here) lately? ..geeez it's a real CORPSE CIRCUS in there.

by Skull Monkey April 14, 2010

Not my circus not my monkey’s

A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business

Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s

by ashane October 7, 2019

three ring circus

A combination of oral, vaginal, and anal sex, possibly culminating in a poop chute riot.

'So I heard you were hanging out with Susan last night. Did you take her to the three ring circus?' ::nudge::

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

circus fire

A very intense situation. The expression derives from the outstanding pun listed below.

Did you hear about that circus fire?
No.
It was in tents.

by Jamestown! August 4, 2007