Cilf
Cilf by Smelly fart outta dog March 31, 2025
CILF
CILF (noun)
A Cat Dad I’d Like to Fuck.
Basically a DILF, except instead of being a dad to human children, he has one or more cats who are inexplicably better cared for than most people. Usually spotted wearing a hoodie covered in cat hair, carrying expensive cat food, and saying “he’s just a little guy” about a 17-pound beast named Kevin.
The CILF is dangerously attractive because he has dad energy + cat obsession + suspiciously good forearms from carrying litter bags.
See also: DILF, Zaddy, cat dad, emotionally available king, man who owns more lint rollers than shirts.
A Cat Dad I’d Like to Fuck.
Basically a DILF, except instead of being a dad to human children, he has one or more cats who are inexplicably better cared for than most people. Usually spotted wearing a hoodie covered in cat hair, carrying expensive cat food, and saying “he’s just a little guy” about a 17-pound beast named Kevin.
The CILF is dangerously attractive because he has dad energy + cat obsession + suspiciously good forearms from carrying litter bags.
See also: DILF, Zaddy, cat dad, emotionally available king, man who owns more lint rollers than shirts.
“Girl, I went over to his place and he had three cats and a leather sofa. Absolute CILF.”
“He sent me a picture of his cat sleeping on his chest and I immediately understood the CILF agenda.”
“He says he’s ‘not really a cat person’ but knows exactly which wet food they prefer. CILF behaviour.”
“That man has a rescue cat, a messy bun and emotional availability. Somebody sedate me.”
“He sent me a picture of his cat sleeping on his chest and I immediately understood the CILF agenda.”
“He says he’s ‘not really a cat person’ but knows exactly which wet food they prefer. CILF behaviour.”
“That man has a rescue cat, a messy bun and emotional availability. Somebody sedate me.”
d-cilf
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!
MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!
ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.
MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).
ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!
MOM: What's that Honey?
ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?
ANITA: I sure would.
MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.
AUNT FLO: It sure is.
MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!
MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!
ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.
MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).
ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!
MOM: What's that Honey?
ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?
ANITA: I sure would.
MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.
AUNT FLO: It sure is.
d-cilf by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006
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