Definitions by xammmmmmm
CILF
CILF (noun)
A Cat Dad I’d Like to Fuck.
Basically a DILF, except instead of being a dad to human children, he has one or more cats who are inexplicably better cared for than most people. Usually spotted wearing a hoodie covered in cat hair, carrying expensive cat food, and saying “he’s just a little guy” about a 17-pound beast named Kevin.
The CILF is dangerously attractive because he has dad energy + cat obsession + suspiciously good forearms from carrying litter bags.
See also: DILF, Zaddy, cat dad, emotionally available king, man who owns more lint rollers than shirts.
A Cat Dad I’d Like to Fuck.
Basically a DILF, except instead of being a dad to human children, he has one or more cats who are inexplicably better cared for than most people. Usually spotted wearing a hoodie covered in cat hair, carrying expensive cat food, and saying “he’s just a little guy” about a 17-pound beast named Kevin.
The CILF is dangerously attractive because he has dad energy + cat obsession + suspiciously good forearms from carrying litter bags.
See also: DILF, Zaddy, cat dad, emotionally available king, man who owns more lint rollers than shirts.
“Girl, I went over to his place and he had three cats and a leather sofa. Absolute CILF.”
“He sent me a picture of his cat sleeping on his chest and I immediately understood the CILF agenda.”
“He says he’s ‘not really a cat person’ but knows exactly which wet food they prefer. CILF behaviour.”
“That man has a rescue cat, a messy bun and emotional availability. Somebody sedate me.”
“He sent me a picture of his cat sleeping on his chest and I immediately understood the CILF agenda.”
“He says he’s ‘not really a cat person’ but knows exactly which wet food they prefer. CILF behaviour.”
“That man has a rescue cat, a messy bun and emotional availability. Somebody sedate me.”
