dickens cider

This is an old spoof heard on radio stations at least as far back as the late 80's but probably much older then that, google it and you can hear the spoof, very funny.

Dickens Energy Cider, DCBI capitolized on this and produced a very tasty energy drink for bars and nightclubs sold in can or "On the gun" www.dickensenergycider.com

Dickens Energy Cider, Energy Drink, Dickens cider spoof,

by Arch Stanton6969 April 12, 2007

hot dick 'n cider

hot dick inside her; sexual intercourse

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider

by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006

Cock Cider

Semen/Cum/Cream/Jizz/Icky Sticky/Man Gravy. A cool alliteration that sounds good in insults/disses/comebacks.

"Hey Jeff your a faggot"

"Whoa bro, im not the one who guzzles the Cock Cider"

by Crazyeddy0 November 4, 2007

Apple Cider Dick

Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).

Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.

Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.

Example: A anonymous person's life

by MSpicer February 22, 2007

Druids Cider

A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.

"Oi lad are you coming down to the off license to get some auld lad to buy us some druids cider and dutch?"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"

by anagramish November 1, 2012

white cider

A form of cider where the appley goodness has been replaced by nasty hangover enducing chemicals.

Last night I was drinking white cider, this morning it feels like they are building a motorway through my brain.

by black flag June 2, 2004

Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

by Fukuwarai February 13, 2009