Chufe

1. (n.) a cigarette
2. (n.)an insult used when referring to a person of sub-standard intelligence, and/or ability.
3. (v.)the act of placing one's lips on or around any elongated cylinder-shaped object. Practiced during, but not limited to, the act or process of smoking.

1. 'Ello chum, do you by any chance happen to have a chufe on you?
2. Tommy dunn is a chufe.
3. i know you want to chufe it. oh yeah... that's the spot. chufe it long and chufe it hard.

ALL 3-in-1:
No you can't chufe my chufe. Buy your own chufes. You damn chufe!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Duff Chuff

basically getting a girl up the duff and then sucking the baby out through a straw when possible

i fucking did the duff chuff to chelsea leigh last night

by ryan926 January 12, 2009

chuffage

smoking pot, marijuana, weed, grass

You want to partake in some chuffage?

by KristenRojo November 22, 2006

chula vista

A city in san diego. West of the freeway there are ghetto houses. east of the freeway there are million dollar houses....

Chula Vista is a nice place to live

by Alie May 13, 2005

chuff

anglo-slang for snatch, vagina.

"How's the weather in Phoenix?"

"Dryer than a nun's chuff."

by ixnay5 October 8, 2005

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

Chulada

This is Spanish to mean something that is very nice.

Mi casa esta una Chulada, porque tiene una alberca.
(my house is very nice because it has a pool.)

by Mojo Maniac August 9, 2008