chud 

a penis that is wider than it is long

eww i heard he has a chud.

chud by emalooo May 29, 2007

chud 

Noun: A penis that is wider than it is long.

Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: It was awful! I went to fuck him but he had a chud! It was gross!
Girl 1: Ew chuds are absolutely nasty.

chud by Benji Rolotti July 6, 2008

chud 

a 4x4 gang located in south central ohio dedicated to straight axel preformance.

them team chud boys were out tearin up the streets.

chud by inline6 January 27, 2010

chud 

Chud is the fat that bulges out when an overweight female wears a shirt that is too tight for her and/or wears pants that are too low. Chud is loosely based on the base system. 1st base being the stomach chud of a fat chick, 2nd base is the side fat that shows up, 3rd base is the back chud that is visible (back chud is the rarest form of chud), and a home-run is when a fat chick has all three kinds of chud and also has a little bit of ass crack showing at the same time.

Ed: "Hey man check out the chud on that chick over there."
John: "Oh no she's bending over and it looks like she just hit a home-run. I think I might throw up."

chud by Swany July 26, 2008

chud 

a dick that resembles a cube in shape; a penis that is wide and also small in length.

Hey, Hilcke has a chud!

chud by Kano March 9, 2005

chud 

an either homeless/transient individual or a mentally disabled individual (or some combination of the two), who spends the greater part of business hours in a particular business passing the time not making purchases or contributing to the revenue of that particular business. a chud often practices poor personal hygeine, lacks basic social skills, or is entering the early stages of a sober lifestyle.

'we always give the chuds decaf coffee so they don't cause trouble.'

'this one chud in the corner over there smells so bad!'

chud by Irene N. July 12, 2008

chud 

A dirty homeless person. Referred to as Francis. A person that smells worse than any known smell on the face of the earth. An extremely poor person.

You are a dirty chud

chud by Big Smoke Dogg November 26, 2003