Christina

Have you ever had that moment where a girl just walks into your life and turns it upside down? If so, that girl was probably a Christina.

You probably know this girl. 5'-2", petite, ass to next Wednesday, and enormous brown eyes that trap you on first contact. Ouch! Please please sleep with me! I can't get you off my mind! Well keep dreaming, if this Christina is anything like mine, she's way too good for you...

A Christina is about 100lbs of tight, toned white sex meat. Did i mention chestnut hair? You're probably gonna want to come inside her as much as possible until she has at least three of you squealing offspring.

You won't get the chance, of course, cause coming inside Christina is my job. And you may not have noticed, but Christina's sporting a searing scorpion's tail above that heart-shaped behoowtay.

Beware! A Christina will devour her mate if he doesn't prove to be man enough. Better check your testosterone levels before you ask that Christina out on any movie date.

Ages gracefully if at all.

Knock you out at soft-n-ball.
Bestest body of them all.
And damn rite her milkshake is better than your's!

Shit dawg! I want's me summadat Christina real bad, but her man is way to scary!

by Vulter October 11, 2014

Christina masiello

A girl who is just drop dead gourgous with the prettiest smile. A sex machine with rockin curves. Has brown hair and fun size. A girl with the best personality.

Damn that girl has curves like a Christina masiello

by Thesexiestsexmachine December 18, 2013

christina applegate

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.

Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"

by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

Christina

Christina:Christina is a very loving caring person when it comes to the people she loves but be aware you dont want to get on Christina's bad side or mess with the people she loves because she will mess you up faster than the world can spin. Christina is usually are good at art and have a hard time expressing how they really feel on the inside and wont let her guard down but if she does be thankful because she trusts you and christina doesnt trust a lot of people. If you are with christina dont take advantage of it because once you leave give her 3 weeks and she will make you jealous and fall for her again but wont take you back ....P.S CHRISTINA KNOWS WHERE THE BEST PLACES ARE TO HIDE DEAD BODYS

Wow I shouldn't have left christina I kinda miss her

by Lesbian343434334 March 8, 2019

christina yang

A confident, strong and ambitious surgeon played by Sandra Oh on the hit medical drama Grey's Anatomy . She currently works at Klausman Institute for Medical Research.

christina yang supremacy

by saiki.alt July 28, 2021

Christance

Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.

Christance calls herself christy

by Coke_can June 25, 2018

Christiana

A wonderful, incredibly beautiful girl. Her smile always lights up the room, and makes your day feel all the brighter. The kind of girlfriend you look forward to seeing every day, and once you're with her, you turn speechless with awe at how amazing she is. Her talents are matched only by her sense of humor and love of life. The kind of girl any guy would be lucky to date, even for a short time.

Boy I'm happy my girlfriend is Christiana, she lights up my day.

by aterribleboyfriend March 10, 2011