choded v.

when a female find out her boyfriend penis is too short and she cannot work with it. The hockey puck phenomenon in action.

I totally went down on Larry last night and definitely got choded.

by Jean March 7, 2005

i choked it

When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.

Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!

by kheekis April 14, 2010

Half-choked

You choke but at the same time you don't choke

Oh SHIT I half-choked

by Itszaksixx November 19, 2017

choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.

You have choded feet!
Wide and short.

by sunny57 September 3, 2009

choeda

A sexual joke name that refers to a unrealistic male private part. Originated from the word Choede (a real part of the male private parts.) when a group of teenagers from Maple Ridge, B.C. started saying it as a non-mean joke that they could say in public and not get in trouble or be called rude.

Get a life you Choeda

by KrizpyBro February 20, 2011

choged

when a female gets plowed soooooo.... hard that she chokes.

I choged my girlfriend soooo.... hard last night.

by Jsmoothy, coreticus February 24, 2014

Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018