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Chivato

A snitch, a RAT, or "stool Pigeon" and informant
"I need you to kill that Chivato, before he goes in front of the jury" Catherine Zeta Jones to Franky Flowers in Traffic.
by Don Tomas November 15, 2006
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chivalry

From the old French word for knighthood, "chevalerie", the art of being a chevalier (a knight or horseman).
This was originally a system by which mounted warriors were to act, but while service to their people is touched upon the general goal of medieval knights was not saving many a damsel in distress, devotion to God, or enforcing justice; most knights defined chivalry as warfare and obtaining fame and fortune in the name of their king(s) and without any display of cowardice in battle. In a sense, it's hardly different from joining the military for the benefits that it offers, including the money that pours in from the business of war. Chivalry was basically a boy's culture: fighting other men, riding horses, power and profit and the ability to exploit that power.
The modern notion of chivalry as courtesy to women has tenuous links to chivalry as it was originally conceived. Perhaps courtly love (coined in 1883 to describe the worship of a married noblewoman by a lowly troubadour or knight and his vow to do great deeds in her honor) influenced this notion, but courtly love is, for all intents and purposes, adultery (very dangerous to both participants) and to what extent that courtly love was ever practiced remains unknown.
Chivalry, for the most part, was the opposite of the Geneva Convention; it was all about making a profit on war. The image of an honorable knight saving a fair maiden from a dragon is not much more than sheer fantasy, and most of it seems to stem from the Victorian era; the Victorians, in the midst of the Industrial Revolution, looked at the Middle Ages through rose colored glasses as an idyllic place of pre-industrial innocence, projecting their own ideals of men and women onto the knight and the damsel in distress. A real knight in shining armor was actually more like a trained assassin and the local rapist rolled into one and the damsel in distress, a helpless shrinking violet, never really existed.
by Lorelili October 9, 2011
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chive worthy

A photo that has already been posted on another site, is stolen, and submitted to TheChive.com.
Dude, did you see they stole your shit and posted it on the chive? Yeah, you're chive worthy.
by carl skan May 31, 2011
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chivas regal

Ultra premium 12 or 18 year old blended scotch whiskey. Chivas is known for its smooth and complex flavor, and rich amber colour that it makes it one of the best tasting and most satisfying scotch whiskeys available to the general market.
I will have a double Chivas Regal on the rocks please
by preppyguy21 September 13, 2004
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Chevy Celebrity

The Car that my friend Terry Drives around seattle. Also the make and model that my friend Greg used to run over and kill a penguin in Priest Lake, Idaho when he was in college, effectively totalling it. Penguins are tough.
No, I'm not a Celebrity, But I drive a Chevy Celebrity.

can I have your autograph anyway?
by smokeybacon January 21, 2004
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chikyung

A very very addictive expression which causes people to imitate it then lets it get stuck in their head.
Chikyung! nuuu!!
by JigzLuz November 30, 2010
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chivasting

A Chivasting is a DUI check point usually set up on holidays to catch drunk drivers.
If it’s near a holiday and you come upon a bunch of cops looking for drunk drivers you’ve been ensnared in a Chivasting so proceed with caution.
by TheZackmancommeth April 14, 2019
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