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Chipotle syndrome

some symptoms include :
Diarrhea

Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes

Heartburn
Nausea

Excessive vomiting
You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.

Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
by Hulkthegiantpitbull April 22, 2018
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Chipotle Scrotum

The slightly spicy yet woodsy aroma of a scrotum near the nostrils of an unsuspecting recipient.
I was sleeping deeply until the smell of a chipotle scrotum krept into my slumbering nostils!
by Bill Shakedatspear March 2, 2019
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tiny chipotle

A soggy fetus that gets carried in rocket league
You’re trash it’s almost like you’re a tiny chipotle
by SlimyDoorknob March 20, 2020
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Chipotle Bloat

When you stuff your face past the full point with Chipotle food.
OMG, I've got such bad Chipotle Bloat.
by masadidas October 28, 2009
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The Chipotle

The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito.

It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here."

Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"
by Jew2Fresh4You December 21, 2010
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Chipotle Mexican Grill

Chipotle is the best damn thing ever!!! There is nothing better then Chipotle burritos period.
Mom-"Hey kids where do you want to go for dinner"
kids-"Chipotle Mexican Grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Chipotlecrazy1111 August 23, 2011
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chipotle challenge

The most grueling challenge of all. A person must eat 3 full burritos in 45 minutes and then run a mile on a track in under 8 minutes, all while holding it down for two hours after the original start time.
Bob: DUDE! You up for some Chipotle?
Fred: Sure!
Bob: Do the chipotle challenge! You eat 3 burritos and then run a mile in under 8 minutes!
Fred: WTF?! Thats crazy!
Bob: Pussy
by burrito-masta May 31, 2009
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