Chip

In Texas the word CHIP means a law enforcement officer's mistress or 2nd girlfriend unknown from the other woman he is in a relationship with.

I am going to see my CHIP tonight and give her a good bone before I head home.

by Carlos Arguelles August 2, 2008

Chips

A thing, situation or person that is undesirable or not good.

Use in place of shot, weak or wack

Yo our AC is broken, this is so chips.

This song is chips.

This food is so chips right now.

by Gilroyjenkins September 10, 2018

Chip

the cutest bunny ever! It’s so hoppy and fun chip is the best bunny 🐰

Omg! Chip is so cute

by ᑕᕼIᑭ June 22, 2020

Chipping

1. To consume heroin occasionally
2. To consume nicotine while already under the effect of PCP

1. I've been chipping by shooting smack every second Friday, I don't want to overspend
2. I broke 4 ribs by jaywalking on a highway falling in front of a car while chipping

by PsychedMF July 30, 2021

Chip

Absolute idiot with a long neck and stank dick

Chip can’t get it up but at least his neck can

by Jwbarbee45 October 27, 2021

Chip it

To insert chipped card into card reader

After ringing , the cashier asked the old lady to chip it ,

by Last weeks issues June 8, 2018

Chip

A secret word for Cigarette. This word is used when you talk to your friends about wanting to smoke but your parents are within earshot.

I'm going to go for a chip.

It's raining. Let's go eat a chip.

by Napia October 16, 2010