Chili Dick

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

chili salsa

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.

After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.

by TyAl October 21, 2015

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014

lawn chili

The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.

"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"

by ideaman December 6, 2013

Chili pimp

A young or inexperienced pimp with one hoe to his name.

That chili pimp ain't turned out to the game yet.

by Sum1ushouldknw June 13, 2018

chili supper

When you are engaged in a the art of the "69" sexual position, and the girl on top decides to drop a steaming load all over your face.

That 69 was magical, until I was abruptly fed a chili supper.

by DJ Biscuits November 25, 2013

chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.

Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.

by goiterbomber March 23, 2013