cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

cheque

The British spelling of the word "check." Please keep in mind that anyone from a former British territory may also spell "check" this way. That's how they learned to spell it. They like to spell it that way. It's really going to be okay. Just breeeathe in deeply and let go of your xenophobia on the breath out.

May I write you a cheque?

by DodonaFalcDakini May 13, 2010

chekulater

A one word version of the salutation "check you later". Often used to terminate messenger conversations.

"Thanks for the advice, Jim. chekulater!"

by Sean Boots December 31, 2003

Chegwin/Chequin

A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.

Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.

The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.

by Sniwg Ehc December 14, 2009

cherubic

Angel- like; small angel usually depicted with a bright smile, curly blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes..

James Anderson RIP 10-18-04/8-8-04

by BaseballAngel13 August 15, 2004

Arson cheque

A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery

"Got an Arson cheque the other day."

"Eh?"

"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."

by Peter Phile November 14, 2006

Cherundolo

To barf and shit yourself at the same time. Derived last name of former US soccer defender, Steve Cherundolo. Cherundolo was believed to tackle offensive players with enough force to make them sick.

That sorority skank got so drunk she Cherundolo'ed and we had to throw her in the shower to clean her up.

by Tyrone Sweet February 6, 2010