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Califorina Cheesesteak

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F.

Heat a cast-iron skillet or griddle over medium-high heat. When hot add the oil, onions and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, until caramelized, about 6 minutes. Add the garlic, salt, and pepper, and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Push off to 1 side of the griddle.

Add the meat (dead hooker) to the hot pan and cook, stirring and breaking up with the back of 2 metal spatulas, until almost no longer pink, about 2 minutes. Mix in the Sauteed vegetables. Top with cheese slices and melt. Spoon the cheesy meat (dead hooker) mixture into the warm buns and serve immediately with condiments of choice or Put the meat (dead hooker) in the bun and dip the spatula in the cheese whiz and then wipe the spatula down the inside of the bread.
A DEAD HOOKER IN THE SUN FOR 3 HOURS THEN SPEARD CHEESE ON HER VAG AND EAT IT. aka Califorina Cheesesteak
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cheesestick

When you have so much semen on your dick that it appears to be fully white.
*Due to him ejaculating so quickly, it didn't take long for him to have a cheesestick.*
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The Philly Cheesesteak

when a man takes a sh*t inside a female's vagina. then cums on top of it and then proceeds to eat the girl out with a spoon
Jill: Hey babycakes, what should we do tonight?

Joe: I should give you a The Philly Cheesesteak.

Jill: Good. I can't wait!
by 3 Losers March 24, 2009
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Cheesestick

A girl who gets so many tans that she becomes orange, making her a cheesestick
Guy 1: Lulz, that girl over there is orange, she needs to quit tanning
Guy 2: Lulz, she looks like a cheesestick
by YugoRocketsFan April 19, 2009
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cheesesteak

(verb) to karate chop the genitals (male or female)

or

(noun) a karate chop to the genitals (male or female)
When Bonnie cheeseteaked him he cried.

Gertrude was being a dirty whore so we took turns giving her a cheesesteak to the ovary.
by yoooo April 30, 2007
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cheesesteak

Bruno is a cheesesteak he always talking about the Eagles and Sixers.
by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004
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Cheesemosis

What you consume large amounts of cheese based products usually resulting in a cheese coma/cheese headache
"Dude, I've ate 32 grilled cheese sandwiches! Got serious cheesemosis going on"
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