Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

Cheese Cream

Cheese cream is a special sex recipe. It consists of male’s and females cum mixed together with grinded goldfish crackers. Then you add white wine and random beard hair from eBay. Then the woman shits into the mix and both participants drink all of it.

Last night me and my girl had Cheese Cream!

by 4242607342 hmu March 10, 2018

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016