Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.

I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

anal cheddar

unidentifiable substance that lines the inner tissue of the anus, which is responsible for allowing smooth shit to come out smoothly

"that shit was rough...i must be running low on anal cheddar"

by ReTaRdbAbY January 11, 2008

Cheddar Bomb

A hockey term used to describe a shot in the top corner of the net.

Goals that are cheddar bombs are often described as having gone 'top cheese'.

That shot was a cheddar bomb, off the cross-bar and into the net.

by Cheeseball101 November 5, 2009

Hung Cheddar

When you are really really Hungover.

Al and Jenn are hung cheds right miow. Hung Cheddar means that you are really hung over and need a greasey poutine.

by Professor TurkeySub June 30, 2018

Butt Cheddar

A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.

A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.

"I just left some high quality butt cheddar in the toilet, you've been warned"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

cheddar butt

When you have a strong cheese-like odor omitting from your asshole

"Hey, man, how did it go with Victoria last night?"
"Man, she had some mean ass cheddar butt"

by cheddbutt69 April 7, 2016

Cheddar Header

Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.

I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.

I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020