nose-cheater

Someone who wears a pandemic mask in public but allows their nostrils to peak over the top of the mask.

Most people I've observed in public are wearing masks, but every once in awhile I'll see a nose-cheater among them, as if their nostrils are somehow incapable of spewing Covid-19. You might as well use a condom with two holes in it!

by Metaphoru May 16, 2020

cheaters

Great TV show where suspected cheaters are put under surveillance and exposed to their significant other.

Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.

Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?

It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.

by yoyo January 19, 2004

cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.

guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.

by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010

cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

a song by Christofer Drew (nevershoutnever) in which he disses his ex-girlfriend for cheating on him with his best friend and many other people. the most epic cheating song ever.

guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me. :(
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:

by imintrouble; August 29, 2010

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Diablo The Cheater

An alternate persona for the Twitch streamer, DougDoug. This persona for him is used for cheating game console games, specifically interdemionsal sex simulator games which are powered by necromancers. He also considers himself a god, rivaling others to prove his superiority. Usually, this persona is seen in a Thanos bathing suit with a Waluigi cap on his head.

"Hey, friend have you seen Diablo The Cheater recently?"
"No, not really. All I've heard is he is doing interdemionsal sex simulators power by fucking necromancers.

by Professor Sakura January 25, 2023

cheater repeater

a married or single person that is constantly involved with married or attached men..

The lowest form of a person that gets a sadistic thrill out of being the "other woman" or "other man"..

side note- they are most likely elitist, insecure assholes in all other areas of their life, too.

ex; "Is Jackie going out with someone's boyfriend/husband again?"

"Yes Jane! She is a cheater repeater!"

by lostinspace July 1, 2009